I was watching The Da Vinci Code on TV a couple of days back and the following scenario came to mind. If Jesus and Mary Magdalene actually did get married, this is probably how it ended:
Jesus has just walked in through the door with his disciples, late in the evening. Mary is pissed.
Mary (walking up to Jesus): "I can't take this anymore, Jesus! You're never home!
You're always out with your friends.
I have strange people knocking on my door all morning saying, "Where's Jesus? We need a miracle!' And I have to tell them to f*** o** because I don't know where the hell you are!
You can turn water into wine but when I throw a party for my friends I have to make my own humus!
I have to cook for these 12 guys who are always around but you never do the dishes!
I don't think I can live like this any more!"
Jesus (rolling his eyes): "Gawwwwd!! Crucify me! Crucify me now!"
The rest is as the Bible says.
Jesus has just walked in through the door with his disciples, late in the evening. Mary is pissed.
Mary (walking up to Jesus): "I can't take this anymore, Jesus! You're never home!
You're always out with your friends.
I have strange people knocking on my door all morning saying, "Where's Jesus? We need a miracle!' And I have to tell them to f*** o** because I don't know where the hell you are!
You can turn water into wine but when I throw a party for my friends I have to make my own humus!
I have to cook for these 12 guys who are always around but you never do the dishes!
I don't think I can live like this any more!"
Jesus (rolling his eyes): "Gawwwwd!! Crucify me! Crucify me now!"
The rest is as the Bible says.
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